Two beers? That'll be $724.

Although I have no trouble believing a Dolphins fan might need to spend that much on beer to survive watching them play an entire game.

https://deadspin.com/beer-vendor-accused-of-charging-724-for-two-beers-at-d-1838658087

 

the beer vendor in a prior life

 

See? Even Dolphins fans found out that it, indeed, could get worse.

 

Hope he didn't tip the guy too.

 

I hope this doesn't end the tradition of noobs buying a round.