Twitter is AWESOME

“I find it ironic that Detroit is known as the #motorcity and yet no one here knows how to (expletive) drive.”

Twitterer:ChryslerAutos

http://www.wheels.ca/article/asset/794387

 

Someone explain this to me. I don't really tweet, i follow. And suddenly I'm getting a dozen new followers every day, and they all appear to be Hispanic strippers. What can this possibly mean?

 

Spam. Or maybe you have a big dong?

 

Yes. The big dong. That must be it.

 

Had I known where this was headed, I would have made them Asian strippers.

(ha, headed, cracked myself up.)

 

One Twitter strategy for businesses is to follow you so you follow them and build their followers.

Or else, you have a big dong.

 

it means PICS or GTFO...

 

Twitter is awesome. And if you have Twitter and also have OnStar, check out #OnStar on Tuesday. Big promotion coming.

 

Are you 100 percent sure you are not a donkey?

 

No, but I'm told I have a great ass.

 

I'm so not into Twitter that I didn't click on this thread for the longest time.

Finally tonight I saw poin started it, and it clicked with me what it might be about.

Who could forget Christine Brennan's 'she asked for it' Erin Andrews Tweet?

This should be a great running thread to watch over the next several years.

What I don't get is why you have to even bother joining. I enjoy Jim Gaffigan's comedy, so I just Google "Jim Gaffigan Twitter" to read his stuff. Why would I need to join Twitter?