Tweeters You Like

@oldmansearch - Some guy set his 81-year-old dad up with Twitter account and told him it was a search engine. Not sure if it's completely legit, but there is some funny shit on there.

 

@JennyJohnsonHi5

(Thank you, Sonner!)

She's pretty crude, but incredibly funny. Plus, she spends a great deal of time absolutely killing Kim Kardashian on Twitter, which I appreciate.

Sample of recent tweets:

"People should focus less on occupying Wall Street and more on all of the red-headed people out there having unprotected freckle sex."

"I think 'The View' would be an amazing show if they got rid of all of the cameras and microphones."

 

I unfollowed Whitlock because he's not as funny as he thinks he is and most of his tweets were pimping one of his columns, asking someone to send him a link to his column or a Wire reference. I love the Wire as much as anyone but he just started grating on the the nerves.

Some that haven't been mentioned:

@KenLevine (he's an announcer for the Mariners and also a comedy writer for such shows as MASH, Cheers, etc)
@PaulPabst (producer the Dan patrick Show)
@BFeldmanCBS (Bruce Feldman)
@JayGlazer
@TheBillWalton (very funny)
@richeisen
@michaelombardi (only one "L")

I'm @aLargeRegular - you can look at the people I follow if yu want other suggestions. That's the best way to find new people to follow. Check to see who the people you like are following (unless that person is Jay Bilas)

 

@edsbs is the twitter feed for the college football blog EveryDayShouldBeSaturday.com. Deeply weird posts but can be highly entertaining.

The guy that run the site is apparently a Florida grad and his tweets while watching the Gators are probably what mine would look like if I was tweeting during a Cubs game.

 

I can't live w/o Old Hoss, but he's been listed.

I also love the Goldman Sachs Elevator, although sometimes I don't know if I should laugh or cry...

@GSElevator


When I walked in, I nodded at the lone Asian protester. Life probably didn't work out quite as he planned when he was at Berkeley.

Look through her passport. You can usually tell if the relationship is worth pursuing... (Laughs) 3 stamps, and they all say 'Cancun.'

If you want a friend, get a dog. If you want a friend with benefits, find some chick who's in PR.

 

@gruntland33

 

Added since that first post I made:

@GRAMMARHULK

which led to

@DRUNKHULK

Also:
@sportsbizmiss
@twhitlockjason
@georgetakei
@adamrichman
@god_damn_batman

 

AJ McCarron's Beard.

 

@ newyorktimes. breaking stories without wall.

@keitholberman - love to tweak him. Sometimes he responds

Not a big fan of retweets. Some take too much advantage of their followers on this.

 

Mainstream sports related:
@ByTimGraham - For all Bills and Sabres stuff. Pretty good and funny. Always enjoyed his AFC East blog when he was at ESPN.
@claytonESPN - updates and the such
@NickBakay4Real - great Buffalo updates and some funny stuff
@Adamshefter
@mortereport

Tech:
@Mashable
@IGN
@Gizmodo

Everything else is pretty much ski/snowboard industry related and friends. Then again, I only follow about 130 people/companies

 

@EricStangel may have the best tweets of anyone on Twitter. Always funny.

 

@DanBeebe (fake account) may be one of the funniest accounts ever.
@judyblume
@hwinkler4real (Henry Winkler)
@noradsanta (Updated on Christmas Eve on Santa's whereabouts.)
@DeathStarPR
@postsecret
@JimGaffigan