TV Land promo

I'm watching TV Land, nice little G-rated (Andy Griffith, Little House on the Prarie) cable channel and they run a promo for a show called "Myths and Legends," which will apparently deal with urban legends that have a TV connection.

One of the is the false story that Johnny Carson had a starlet on the Tonight Show, and she came on the set holding a cat on her lap. The false story goes that she said, "Would you like to pet my pussy?" and Johnny said, "Sure, if you'll move than damn cat."

Not true at all, but a funny story.

Anyway, the show promo has some woman saying. "Would you like to pet my pussy?" and I'm thinking the vaginal reference is just hanging there like a giant snotball in the midst of Mayberry and all this family-friendly programming.

Whatever would Aunt Bee think?

 

I remember watching Carson one time and some forgettable 80s starlet was talking about scuba diving in the nude in a coral reef in Australia or something.

Chevy Chase was a guest and told her to watch out for the bushfish, saying they liked dark, tight places or something.

She totally bought it.

 

She compared swatches with Floyd, so probably nothing...