TV critic apologizes for saying he wouldn't masturbate to Courteney Cox

While I'm going to stay away from the actual debate, I just want to add that I liked her best as Alex Keaton's girlfriend. She was no Ellen, but I loved her character too.

 

Just remember the little jingle that Kyle's dad sang South Park Christmas.

Courteney Cox,
I love you
You're so hot
on that show.

 

Especially when she wore that Dukakis T-shirt in front of him.

 

She was the only person in history who ever wore a Dukakis T-shirt.

 

Oh come on, Fenian ... you know you still wear one around the house.

 

I'd like a Dukakis tank top.

 

If ever a thread cried out for Boom to post a photo, this was it.

 

Well played.

 

I realize I am partly to blame, but it's ironic that a thread about masturbation would get thread jacked.

 

Dirt sucks! And Cox looks like she's 50-ish in it. And I bet they're ripping it over at TabloidJournalists.com (they're probably selling more of their thongs, too).

 

I hope this critic doesn't beat himself up over this.

 

Be sure to get him a box of tissues.