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TV critic apologizes for saying he wouldn't masturbate to Courteney Cox

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Jan 8, 2007.

  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member


    The original comment:
    He changes his mind:
    Watch the video:
    (esp from 8:50 on)
  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    So he's saying he WOULD masturbate to Courtney Cox?
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    That's what he is saying. Pretty funny.

    Please don't ask him to prove it, though.
  4. John

    John Well-Known Member

    She was cute in the Springsteen video, she was cute on Friends and she looks worse than ever on her new show, which I had to turn off after 10 minutes because it was awful.
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Imagine that. A San Fran person who wouldn't wank to Courteney.

    Then suddenly decides he would wank to a Cox.


  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Come again? I'm not sure I grasp what you are saying.
  7. Yea. Over my head as well.
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I'd imagine hitting it.
  9. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    I think he's making a reference to ... how shall we put it ...

    "Not being able to decide from which side of the plate one wishes to swing the bat"
  10. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    Personally, Courteney Cox scares me in an Ally McBeal way.
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    What if she was competing against the latest issue of Glamour magazine on your mother's coffee table?
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    She'd, uhh, beat that.

    Thank God Mom doesn't subscribe to Prevention, though.
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