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TV critic apologizes for saying he wouldn't masturbate to Courteney Cox

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Jan 8, 2007.

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  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=24&entry_id=12317

    The original comment:
    He changes his mind:
    Watch the video:
    (esp from 8:50 on)
     
    Perry White, Jan 8, 2007
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  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    So he's saying he WOULD masturbate to Courtney Cox?
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Jan 8, 2007
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  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    That's what he is saying. Pretty funny.

    Please don't ask him to prove it, though.
     
    Ace, Jan 8, 2007
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  4. John

    John Well-Known Member

    She was cute in the Springsteen video, she was cute on Friends and she looks worse than ever on her new show, which I had to turn off after 10 minutes because it was awful.
     
    John, Jan 8, 2007
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  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Imagine that. A San Fran person who wouldn't wank to Courteney.

    Then suddenly decides he would wank to a Cox.

    Astounding.

    </insert_troll_here>
     
    Football_Bat, Jan 8, 2007
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  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Come again? I'm not sure I grasp what you are saying.
     
    Ace, Jan 8, 2007
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  7. murciélago

    murciélago Guest

    Yea. Over my head as well.
     
    murciélago, Jan 8, 2007
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  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I'd imagine hitting it.
     
    BYH, Jan 8, 2007
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  9. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    I think he's making a reference to ... how shall we put it ...

    "Not being able to decide from which side of the plate one wishes to swing the bat"
     
    OnTheRiver, Jan 8, 2007
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  10. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    Personally, Courteney Cox scares me in an Ally McBeal way.
     
    Oz, Jan 8, 2007
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  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    What if she was competing against the latest issue of Glamour magazine on your mother's coffee table?
     
    Ace, Jan 8, 2007
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  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    She'd, uhh, beat that.

    Thank God Mom doesn't subscribe to Prevention, though.
     
    BYH, Jan 8, 2007
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