TV Alert: A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on ABC

That's Karr, Charlie Brown.

 

The Poynter Institute Rocks, Despite What DyePack Says, Charlie Brown.

 

Dammit to hell, I misspelled a name. Slap my hands with a pica pole, Charlie Brown.

 

Peppermint Patty and Marcie are exactly who we thought they were, Charlie Brown.

 

I hope Charlie Brown gets to munch down on The Little Red-Haired Girl's pumpkin-colored pie this Thanksgiving. Good Ol' Charlie Brown doesn't get enough breaks...he's spent too many Thanksgiving nights wistfully spankin' it while visualizing Patty and Marcie in one of their marathon 69 sessions. Not that there's anything wrong with that, Charlie Brown.

 

You Need to Corporally Punish Your Simian, Charlie Brown.

 

"F--- you, Charlie Brown!" [/Don Shula]

 

Every Time You Masturbate, God Kills A Kitten, Charlie Brown.

 

Whitlock has you ranked 14th because your kicking game sucks, Charlie Brown.

 

Whitlock thinks that this post sets up the rest of thread, Charlie Brown

 

You are all terrible, terrible human beings who have desecrated an institution as American as apple pie and baseball. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for making it difficult for me to breathe because I'm laughing so hard.

And BYH, it's Marcie not Marcia.

 

Come out of the closet and admit you're a Romosexual, Charlie Brown.