TV Alert: A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on ABC

What are Patty and Marcia doing in the closet, Charlie Brown?

 

Why is that roast duck smiling at me, Charlie Brown?

 

How do you eat a turkey? One leg over each ear, Charlie Brown.

 

What are you doing to that turkey, Charlie Brown?

 

It's A Very Turducken Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown.

 

Squirt juice on the turkey with a baster, Charlie Brown.

 

Us West-Coasters have to wait another hour for this to come on, Charlie Brown. The clock is ticking, Charlie Brown.

 

Don't leave Linus alone with John Madden, Charlie Brown.

 

Did Michael Irvin tell you to say it was your crack pipe, Charlie Brown?

 

Are you with Leather, Charlie Brown?

 

Pigpen is coming to JACK YOU UP, Charlie Brown.

 

You And That Baster Are Going To Make Patty And Marcie Proud Parents, Charlie Brown.