Turning the wrong corner in Winslow, Arizona

He was just running down the road trying to loosen his load.

 

Don't let the sound of overrun people drive you crazy.

 

Drove through there a few years back. It's a cluster-frack of a town to drive. It's no trouble at all getting to a place where you can never leave.

 

And when they come to visit him in prison, those near and dear to him can stay at the Hotel California.

 

The arresting officer:

 

Too bad for him he didn't try this little stunt back home. That Breivik lunatic can theoretically only be sentenced to 21 years for his horrific massacre (...though this can be extended indefinitively on public safety grounds.)

 

Has freq scoped out the mom? She could be a real witchy woman.

 

Said one witness, "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969."

 

He can check out any time he likes, but he can never leave.

 

He had seven women on his hood -- four that wanted to own him, two that wanted to stone him, one said she's a friend of his.

 

He did, but she had given him those lyin' eyes and was already gone.