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Trying to make a horseman baby is illegal (for the man)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by LongTimeListener, Feb 4, 2013.

  1. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member


    "I was trying to make the horse have a baby," Mendoza explained. "I was thinking it would have a horseman baby."

    Not even Florida, either. Texas.
  2. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    What about a ManBearPig?

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  4. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    Be cereal, AQB.
  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    You really can't ask for a better quote than that.
  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Guessing that quote will be tacked up on the bulletin board in breakroom at the Wharton County Sheriff's Office for awhile.
  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    "I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in that horse."

  8. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    I've always heard that you should never stand behind a horse at the risk of getting kicked which tells me that the horse must have enjoyed it.
  9. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    First you have to find a pig who thinks a threesome with a bear is a good idea.
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  10. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Steve Rushin wonders what the big deal is.
  11. MTM

    MTM Well-Known Member

    Same with Matthew Broderick
  12. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Suggested headline: 'Neigh means nay'
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