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troubles at Pharisee U.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by writing irish, Feb 7, 2008.

  1. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Jeebus wouldn't begrudge a guy a $5K pool table, would He?

  2. JR

    JR Active Member

    But they have a nice art collection.


    Too bad God didn't yell at them for putting kitsch on public display
  3. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    I think the hands are about to form goalposts.

  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    No, but 900 Foot Jeebus would!
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    You give mikeg his top life achievement back, Irish!
  6. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member


    Gotta admit, the cufflinks are a nice, old-school touch.
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  7. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    $5,000 is the going rate for a pool table, a good one at least.

    and every time I hear about Oral Roberts I think of the Sam Kinision skit.
  8. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    When they beat KU in hoops last year a co-worker of mine quite seriously attributed it to God's will.
  9. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    God likes to bet the dog and take the points.
  10. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Particularly Big XII teams in non-conference road games. The house hates it when God calls in his picks. Sometimes they try to act like God has the wrong number. Of course, He's not fooled.
  11. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Thankfully, God has a prediliction for 10-game doyles, and, as everyone knows, not even God can win a 10-team doyle.
  12. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    There's lots of naughtiness at that institution. They didn't call the old man "Oral" for nothing.
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