Tropical Storm Chris

Unless you're headed to the Florida Keys, you have nothing to worry about.

 

Bite your fucking tongue.....

Unless you live down here... then I guess, at least, you are being flip at your own peril.

 

Not only do I live down here, but I grew up down here.

So go fuck off or something.

 

Tell you what... why don't you... and half the fucks on this board go get your goddamned skins thiicked.

What a bunch of pansies with skins as thin as condoms.

 

These storms can turn on a dime. I am not going to be fine until it dissolves.

 

Here, in Katrina Country, the weathermen (well, at least a couple of them) are foaming at the mouth ....

 

Jim Cantore has sported his first erection of the summer.

 

It was reported an hour ago that the storm won't become a hurricane and likely will peter out in the Gulf.

 

Says the guy who resorts to calling people "cocksuckers" and posting PMs when they disagree with him.

With every post you further solidify your status as the biggest and most clueless ass on the board.

 

If Lenny Bruce taught us anything, it's imperative that you know how to use the word. Wonderful word that it is.

"I didn't call you a cocksucker. I said it was a cocksucking call ... (being baited by the ump) ... You're a cocksucker!" Crash Davis in "Bull Durham"

"Crash musta called the guy a cocksucker." Jenny, moments later.

Then Susan Sarandon, as Annie, bats her eyes, sighs and says, "Isn't he romantic?"

Amen, sister.

 

If anyone wanted to pick sides, they would take the constituency of high-level posters with whom I have no problem over the half-witted flotsam and jetsam such as yourself and your assbag, Redskin blogger-ilk trolls and suckups.

Like I said earlier, you are giving my feet, and their steel-toed boots, carpal tunnel.

 

Cantore goes back to his Queensryche-inspired winter-thru-mid-summer condition of silent flaccidity.