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Travis Henry two illegitimate kids away from ironman football team

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Hammer Pants, Aug 25, 2007.

  1. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    Nice work, Cheese! Nine baby mamas!

  2. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    All nine of them will be benched in favor of Willis McGahee's kids someday.
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Holy shit! Nine kids at 28??
  4. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    But at least they'll all be able to take LenDale White's kids.
  5. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Does this help or hurt his fantasy stock?
  6. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    I say put Henry, the nine women and nine babies in one house and make a reality show. Who wouldn't watch that?
  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Me. I'd blow my brains out.
  8. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    Fine then. How about a Tom Emanski-inspired DVD from Travis Henry and Shawn Kemp called "Teaching the Mechanics of Major League Parenting."
  9. EmbassyRow

    EmbassyRow Active Member

    "Hell, he sired a baseball team!"
    "An orchestra if you count the bastards!"
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    If they wore the $1.99 foam caps from Dollar General with an Emanski slogan on them, yeah I'd watch.

    One problem ... I don't think Kemp or Henry have won back-to-back-to-back AAU parenting championships. Tough credibility gap to overcome.
  11. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    I'd say hurt. With nine baby mama's by 28, he ain't exactly training in the offseason, if you know what I mean.
  12. Oz

    Oz Active Member

    Elijah Dukes has a new goal now.
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