Travis Henry: The dumbest muthaf**cker on the planet

No matter, so long as it hurts the Broncos.

 

You are indeed in the zone tonight, Beej

 

How about this: In my league, I traded him last week -- for Tom Brady!

 

He will probably keep the same pace, but I'm sure the women are going to get a whole lot uglier without his bankroll being so fat.

 

I have this fucker on my fantasy team. I should have known better. Between him and Andre Johnson, I've been unlucky as hell this season.

 

That's stellar.

 

Or he'll go back to picking up 15-year-olds at gas stations...

 

Does he drive an old Camero or Firebird?

 

Hell no, Travis don't roll like that. When he was in Buffalo, he had a pimped-out bright yellow Hummer. Pulled up behind him leaving the stadium one night, and the sound system in that thing rattled MY windows.

 

That's ridiculous. Why would anyone trade Brady for Henry? You robbed that guy initially and now it is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

In 2011 Travis Henry will be the "tragic" centerpiece of a Real Sports story about the NLFPA abandoning homeless players.

 

Along with a bankrupt Michael and Marcus Vick.

Wasn't Henry borrowing money from the Titans last year?