Travis Henry: STILL the dumbest m-fer on the planet

I mean, frick on a stick with a brick, how fucking stupid do you have to be?

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/report-travis-henry-fails-drug-test/

(BLOGS!!!!)

You'd think a shithead who is down to his last strike (AFTER he got out of a third strike call last year) and has 172 babies to feed would be, well, smarter than this.

The more I read about this guy, the more I'm convinced he never puts on a condom b/c he thinks the stork delivers babies.

 

The NFL to Travis Henry: "Later BITCH. Hang it up."

 

Awesome.

 

And now 9 kids will be added to the welfare rolls because this fucker can't stay away from weed.

 

And that's a lot of chicken patties.

 

On sale this week at Waldbaum's.

I'm clipping coupons, jerk. Maybe you should too.

 

You think Tom Seaver clipped coupons?

 

I'm not going there. Nothing good can come of it.

If you want to continue discussing chicken patties and Tom Seaver, perhaps we should do so during the designated break period. Or on PMs.

 

By far the dumbest fucker in pro football.

 

I was going to smoke weed during the designated break period.

But, whatever.

 

http://www.myfoxcolorado.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=6962930&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1

My favorite quote:

"Steve Zissou, one of Henry’s attorneys at the time, told Fox 31 Sports that Henry had a negative test result four days prior to testing positive as well.

“There are false positives in the world of testing,” Zissou said at that time."

What. The. Fuck. Travis?!? Are you so perpetually high that you have to pull a defense attorney out of a goddamn Wes Anderson film?!? Keep on doin' Big Orange Country proud, you barebackin' cooter-sploogin' baby daddy!

 

There's also this...

Jim Saccomano? Was his brother Bob out to lunch?
And Hadley Englehard? That's a name from a freakin' PBS kids show with puppets. Evil puppets. Hadley Englehard sounds like the evil factory owner.
Based on the names alone, I'm raising an eyebrow over this whole thing.