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Travelin' B*tch Blues

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by YGBFKM, Jan 4, 2010.


    YGBFKM Guest

    Some bad gas station coffee and Pantera in my ear
    Eighty-ninth trip to Chicago, but my first of the new year
    Its 8 degrees outside, got a hole in my tennis shoe
    Hoping to make the kickoff of Boise-TCU

    My antifreeze is leaking; this coffee tastes like shit
    The song the band is playing is that one with a bong hit
    Left at 8 this mornin', now the sun has punched the clock
    Didn't stop to wash my car, but I hit it with a rock

  2. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    The car is a beater, not a looker
    Couldn't use it to pick up a hooker
    Hitchhiker comes 'round with nice gams
    Pick her up but her breath smells like yams

    Gawd, it smells like old mop
    So I drop her off at the next stop
    Head toward McDonald's, gotta dump
    Stall door's gone, now there's mud on my rump
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Get in the car, I'm on the road again
    Pass by a motorcycle crash, is that Big Ben?
    My mind wanders, my thoughts are adrift
    Imagine my surprise when my car was hit

    No bones are broken and my organs are intact
    But the bitch who hit me was drunk--that's a fact
    I wish I could restart this day and just pull a lever
    Because this was not a fruitful endeavor
  4. fishhack2009

    fishhack2009 Active Member

    Six in the mornin', headache won't go away
    Flip on the radio, oh hell ... it's Screamin' A
    Hit the next preset, damn, Mike and Mike...
    Somebody hand me a railroad spike...

    Lounge around all morning, apartment's a mess
    I'd be better on First Take than that clown Skip Bayless
    Pay bills online, bank balance gets lighter
    But what can I do..I'm a sportswriter!

    Head to the game like a bee out a hive
    Damn, why don't these people know how to drive?
    Arrive at the fieldhouse, oh, what glee..
    No varsity game tonight...just J.V.
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