Travel advice: Don't go there

I'd guess the Clutter house in Holcumb is a popular Kansas destination.

 

Fifthing or sixthing Houston. One thing I haven't seen listed about it: The town smells. And all the phosphorous lights at the oil facilities give the region an eerie yellow glow.

Winnipeg is my least favorite town in Canada, by far.

 

Can we trade you Winnipeg for futures?

 

Echo ...
Stayed at Atlantis, which was pricey as hell.
Walked around Nassau ... def. better places to go.

We went to the Dominican Republic, stayed at an all-inclusive resort at Punta Cana and LOVED it.

 

Mine:

DFW. People I know like living in the Metroplex OK, but as a visit, not memorable. Very spread out. A giant strip mall. Very good food all over the place, but a trip's about more than that.

Detroit. It's never done anything for me. Ann Arbor's close. Great college town. There may not be two "unlike" places in the world closer together than those two places.

Phoenix. I like Tuscon. Love Flagstaff/northern Arizona. Phoenix, not so much.

 

Outside of a Pelicans game (Julio Teheran started that night) I couldn't stand Myrtle beach. Mind you, I don't golf.

 

The last time I went to Jacksonville was during a red tide outbreak. Burned your eyes like a thousand chopped onions.

 

Good call on Myrtle Beach. Likewise Daytona Beach.
West Palm Beach.
Springfield, Missouri -- unless you love BASS Pro Shops. Or need to escape Branson.
OKC was disappointing.

 

I hear Branson is what Vegas would be like if it was run by Ned Flanders.

 

Been to both places. Yeah, that's about it in a nutshell.

 

Okily dokily!

 

Dafuq? Really, man?
The "town" is a sprawling metropolis of more than 4 million people. Most parts of "town" probably smell like any other city, maybe better. You must have only driven by the Ship Channel.

That being said, I never saw much reason to visit.

Monroe, La.
Don't bother.