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Toys for Tots rejects toys

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Pastor, Nov 15, 2006.

  1. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Jesus dolls rejected from Toys for Tots program
    Bible-quoting toymaker surprised its offer of 4,000 dolls was turned down

    LOS ANGELES - A company that sells Bible-quoting Jesus dolls said it was surprised and disappointed that the Marine Reserves’ Toys for Tots program turned down its offer to donate 4,000 of the talking dolls.
  2. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

  3. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Can we change Buddy Christ's hands to show him giving the finger and a thumb's down?
  4. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    I was wondering why he didn't come with the kung-fu grip.
  5. HeinekenMan

    HeinekenMan Active Member

    Isn't that the evil twin brother of Jesus? That thing is sure to scare a kid.

    Is he doing the shocker with his right hand? And what's with his eye? It almost looks like he's winking in a "Hey, little man. Would you like to stop by my house for some beer and candy after school" sort of way.

    Actually, you might be able to use this thing as the ultimate in twisted sex toys.
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    That's the Buddy Christ.

    He's the man...
  7. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    I think the salient point here is whether he can hit a curveball ...
  8. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    In case you don't know, Buddy Christ is an invention for the Kevin Smith movie Dogma, hilariously presented by George Carlin as a bishop.
  9. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Why does Toys for Tots hate America?
  10. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    They should have also offered an Allah doll
  11. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Wonder how that would go over with the Marines? Just asking ...
  12. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I say, Fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself.
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