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Touré Loses His Hand

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Boom_70, Dec 28, 2012.

  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Touré was strapped to a chair, blindfolded, his right hand bound tight to the armrest with a rubber tube. A doctor came and administered a shot.

  2. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Praise be Allah.
  3. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    I draw the line at toes.
  4. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    This headline is more misleading than "What if Michael Vick were white?"
  5. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    Yeah, it would be nice if we could resolve in 2013 to explain threads in either the headline or the post, but that seems to be too difficult.
  6. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    I have no hand-- no hand at all. She has the hand; I have *no* hand... [/Costanza]
  7. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    He should have broken up with her -- a preemptive breakup:

    GEORGE: I have no power Do you understand? I need hand. I have no hand.

    KRAMER: Break up with her

    GEORGE: What?

    KRAMER: You break up with her. You reverse everything that way.

    JERRY: A preemptive breakup.

    GEORGE: A preemptive breakup. This is an incredible idea. I got nothing to lose. We either break up which she would do anyway but at least I go out with some Dignity. Completely turn the tables. It's absolutely brilliant.
  8. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Did you read the story? What is not clear about the thread title?
  9. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Yes, he lost his left hand. So he's going to be all right.
  10. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    "You can't break up with me! I have hand!"
    "And you're going to need it."
  11. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    For me it was unclear who the guy was, where this happened, why whatever was in the link was something newsworthy I should read.
  12. Norrin Radd

    Norrin Radd New Member

    Made me click on it.

    Boom_70 could do headlines for yahoo! News.
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