tornado menaces Roswell, NM

Paging Songbird!

http://radar.weather.gov/radar.php?rid=fdx&product=N0R&overlay=11101111&loop=no

As of 3:15 MT, a tornado-capable storm is on a path for Roswell. Is the Daily Record storm chaser team on this? Will Songbird's former tweaking buddies escape unscathed?

 

they're probably dead, in jail or working at denny's across the street from the rdr, especially harmony the waitress.

 

Well, fortunately the tornado warning's been lifted. Just a thunderstorm now.

That was a very popular Denny's. What was Harmony's deal? Was she a hippie?

 

no, a quasi-cutie meth freak who introduced me to some people, and who lived in a trailer on the extreme southwestern fringe of town. i probably would've knocked her up had i not been so wrecked one night; i never did anything with her physically but did take some pix ...

 

TTIWOP

 

If a man can't have photos of Roswell speed-freak-chick poontasticness on his cell phone, then the terrorists have won.

 

i might have them here but they might still be on that puter at work; long story on why they might be. what a clusterfuck of a time that was.

 

What was the RDR policy about having homemade porn on company computers? Wasn't it a little more relaxed than the policy about downloaded porn?

 

Sure. They could claim the rights to the homemade porn and get a little something for it.

 

a little more relaxed. i don't think there was terribly miuch boobies, ass and vag shots. racy shots, but not all-outg porn. and downloading porn at the rdr has been known to get people who masturbate at work fired...

 

Here you go. NSFW?

http://5.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/6/2/collegehumor.7f7031e632170d394b25eae22bc2027b.jpg

 

that's about what harmony looked like.