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Topless Woman Wrecks McDonald's. Because, uhh, FLORIDA!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Riptide, Apr 8, 2014.

  1. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    This was a scheme by the Hamburgler. Naked crazy woman distracts everyone ... he gets all the burgers!

    Really, McDonaldland has gone downhill since budget cuts forced the layoff of ...

    [​IMG]

    (Cue Onion's Hammurderer in 3-2 ...)
     
  2. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    She's lucky that George Zimmerman was not working as
    the night mgr.
     
  3. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    She deserved a break that day.
     
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]

    "Yes, how much would it cost to have a naked woman go on a rampage at McDowell's? I'm asking for a friend."
     
  5. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member


    "I said two Big Mics, not two big tits!"
     
  6. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    No shirt, no shoes, no service.
     
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    St. Pete?

    The upset was this chick wasn't 70.
     
  8. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

    The employee that was fired was the one who turned down oral sex.

    "What, a woman with huge canons wants to do that with you and you said no? You're fired......"
     
  9. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member


    The customer is always right.
     
  10. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    I wonder if this babe was Kapernick's chick
     
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