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Topless Woman Wrecks McDonald's. Because, uhh, FLORIDA!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Riptide, Apr 8, 2014.

  1. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    A Florida woman wearing nothing but a thong rampaged through a St. Petersburg McDonald's Monday, banging her head on the counter and then attempting to take apart the kitchen with her bare hands. Eventually, she chilled out by eating soft-serve straight out of the machine.

    Employees posted the uncensored security footage to LiveLeak later that night, along with their running commentary.

    "This woman is my new role model," one of them says.


    NSFW. Especially if you go to the uncensored version.
  2. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

  3. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Lena Dunham taking a break during filming of 'Girls'?
  4. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

  5. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Wood not. That's just asking for trouble, RS.
  6. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Fixed that one for you.
  7. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    Fixed again.
  8. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

  9. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    There's a whole lot of shakin' goin' on.
  10. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member


    According to the police report, the woman walked to the McDonalds and offered an employee oral sex. When the employee refused, the woman started her destructive frenzy, which caused over $10,000 in damage.

    When police arrived they found the woman hiding behind a table. She tried resisting officers by trying to kick, lick and kiss officers.

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  11. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    The employees on the video were fired. Guess they forgot to ask if she wanted fries with that.

    Gives new meaning to the term "have it your way".
  12. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    That's Burger King. But I'm lovin' it anyway.
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