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Top ten reasons you should get this scholarship

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Point of Order, Dec 20, 2007.

  1. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    This might be fun. I got a SPAM today offering money for the best list. A complete application must include a short written response to the scholarship topic: "Create a Top Ten List of the top ten reasons you should get this scholarship."

    I expect Tim Tebow references.

    10. I'm too lazy to apply for scholarships that require an actual essay.

    9. I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because, uh,
    some... people out there in out nation don't have maps, and, uh, i believe
    that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere
    like, such as and ... I believe that they should, our education over here in
    the US should help the US, er, should help South Africa and should help the
    Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up a future for
    our children.

    8. I lost a grand at the casino over the holidays.
     
  2. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    7. I want my MTV.

    6. Because I promise not to use my massive breasts as a way to get a job writing columns for S.I.
     
  3. OTD

    OTD Active Member

    6. I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night
     
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    5. IF you don't give it to me, you have to give it to that guy over there and you don't want to do that
     
  5. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    4. If you don't give me the scholarship, I'll kill this dog.
     
  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    3.) If you don't give me this scholarship, I'll kill this kitten .... right here.
     
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    2.) If you give me the scholarship, I'll kill TBF so we never have the mental picture of him killing kittens. Ever.
     
  8. 1.) You give me this scholarship, I'll get a good education and a good job and I won't have to pay a lot for that muffler.
     
  9. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Well, I guess that's that. Good work all.
     
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