Top sports-comedy movies

My memory must be going. I thought they sang Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" while behind bars, not Diana Ross.

 

Thankfully none of the following were nominated:

- Necessary Roughness
- Little Big League
- Rookie of the Year
- Little Giants

 

My vote goes to Major League, just edging out Caddyshack.

 

Rookie of the Year is hands-down the most HATED sports movie ever. So gawd-awful. I know it's a kids' flick, but couldn't they have made the dork's mechanics just a LITTLE realistic?

 

aye, you are correct.

 

Well, you can close the book on Kellner.......Thank God!

 

What the fuck-ass fuck of a bum-fuck shithole town is this?



Mystery jack, anyone?

 

Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.

 

The ending of Major League: Jake Taylor gets back with his woman, the Indians advance to the ALCS, everyone happy.

The ending of Caddyshack: A golf course explodes and a gopher dances to Kenny Loggins.

Do I even need to ask which is funnier?


EDIT: Were it not for Uecker, Major League would not have been HALF as funny.

 

And to start the Bull Durham quote parade:

You just got lesson number one: don't think; it can only hurt the ball club.

 

"The zen philosohpher Bashau once wrote, a flute with no holes is not a flute. And a donut with no hole, is a danish. Funny guy.

Nananananananana..."

 

The gopher danced to Kenny Loggins.
Shit.. that's two music corrections I've made in one thread. Does that make me a movie geek or a music geek?