Top sports-comedy movies

In my humble, Budweiser-induced opininon.....

Caddyshack

Major League

Kingpin

 

Harry Doyle: Monte, anything to add?
Monte: Uh, no.
Harry Doyle: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks.

 

Postgame show brought to you by ... Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it.

 

Let me get back to you, will ya, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.

 

Is that you, Tolbert? This isn't very funny, you know. I'm hungover, my knees are killin' me and if you were gonna pull this shit at least you coulda said you were from the Yankees.

 

Janice Bowden: I hear baseball players make awfully good salaries now a days.
Jake Taylor: Well it all depends on how good you are.
Janice Bowden: How good are you?
Jake Taylor: I make the league minimum.

 

-"Fore!"
-[getting hit in the nuts] "OW!"
-"Oh, I should have yelled two."

 

C'mon, Dorn, get in front of the damn ball. Don't gimme this Ole' bullshit.

 

Lou Brown: I thought you said we didn't have any high priced talent.
Charlie Donovan: Forget about Dorn, he's just high priced.

 

Don't steal home without it!

 

The correct answer is Slapshot, with Caddyshack second and Major League picking up the bronze.

 

I'm gonna open this bathrobe and wiggle my dick at 'em.