Top 10 high school football movies

Will Ali Larter appear in a whipped cream bikini?

 

I know some on this board have watched the MTV show Two-a-Days, and to those of you who have, is Hoover's coach not the real-life coach from Varsity Blues. I'm from a part of the country that isn't high school football crazed and figured that Varsity Blues, while entertaining, had to be an exaggeration, especially Voigt's character. But that character is all I think of when Hoover's coach is on.

 

Just read the ajc page the list came from. As one person said how could they leave Johnny Be Good off the list?

 

Just guessing: Bout of lucidity?

 

Sorry, but no. Like it or not, it's a better football movie than some of the others on the list.

 

That was the one with Anthony Michael Hall as the studly quarterback, was it not? Hmmm?

 

It also had a young but very cute Uma Thurman in it.

 

If I say something's lame, it's really lame.

And Johnny B. Goode was REALLY lame.

 

The Lord of Lameness has spoken.

Alley, you're all wet.

 

Man, what do you guys know? You're journalists.

 

We've seen plenty of bad high school football. So we can spot a bad high school football movie a Drive-In away.

 

Man, I'm from the home of bad high school football ... Texas. And JBG was good in a cheesy, Strange Brew sort of way.