Too old for Facebook nudity?

Facebook seems to cause you a lot of internal strife. Maybe you should cut back.

 

That's known as Dixie milk.

 

Not at all. I think it's interesting to see how people behave there. People-watching, really.

Next week's thread will be on wedding hash tags.

 

I agree with every word. I wouldn't do it, but it's certainly not a big deal. Borderline, but certainly none of your friends are thinking BOOBIES when they see that. Right?

And I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

 

It's what all the moms are doing on the UES these days.

 

Holy fuck, are they out there.

Big shit storm at my daughter's elem because a mom wanted to whip out her tit during fifth grade lunch.

 

What flavor?

 

Whole white

 

Crunchy granola taste?

 

Most American women are too lazy or too type-A to breastfeed for more than a few months.

 

That's quality right there. Take the rest of the week off, sir.

 

Back in the early 80s, a friend of mine went to a titty bar where he got squirted with milk. That went out of vogue with the spread of HIV-laden breast milk.

Probably illegal too.