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Too much porn apparently can kill you

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Mar 27, 2016.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Memphis man was walking down the street looking at porn on his phone, when a runaway trailer struck and killed him.
    The guy was also a convicted sex offender. Does that qualify as irony? Or more a lesson to only watch porn in the safety of your own home?

    Witnesses: Man killed by runaway trailer while watching porn
     
  2. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    If the trailer was loaded full of Hustler mags and trench coats, that would be irony writ large.
     
    Ace and expendable like this.
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    He was walking with his feet knocked 10 feet off of Beale.
     
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  4. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    He met a gin-soaked barroom queen, but this is what happened when she didn't take him upstairs for a ride.
     
  5. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    Might one say he was Blind Sided?
     
  6. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    Gives new meaning to Slumming on Park Avenue.
     
  7. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    But of course, he died doing what he loved. Also I'm bored.
     
  8. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Huh. Would have never guessed Jake! Anyone heard from Vombatus? I'm worried.
     
  9. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Pulled out my Android phone
    And downloaded porn
    Touched down in the land of Delta Kappa nudes
    In the middle of a big gangbang

    Do you see that handjob?
    Washing down over Marie
    Yeah, she took a first-class dick up
    Am orifice where a boy shouldn't be.

    Then I'm walking in Memphis
    Watching porn with a runaway teailer 20 feet from me
    Walking in Memphis
    Do I really want to die watching pornography?
     
  10. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Vigorous ...

    :eek::eek:
     
  11. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    In this case, the grill finished on him.
     
    Last edited: Mar 27, 2016
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  12. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

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