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Tony Parker=Doug (PW) Christie

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by ifilus, Jan 3, 2007.

  1. ifilus

    ifilus Well-Known Member

    Longoria denies Parker bachelor party
    From United Press International
    January 02, 2007 5:58 PM EST

    LOS ANGELES, Jan 2, 2007 (UPI via COMTEX) -- A friend of U.S. actress Eva Longoria has claimed that the "Desperate Housewives" star is denying her fiance, NBA star Tony Parker, a bachelor party.

    The unidentified friend of Longoria confided to In Touch Weekly that the 31-year-old actress has forbid the San Antonio Spurs star the chance to enjoy a bachelor party before their upcoming wedding.

    "Eva thinks letting men have bachelor parties is just asking for trouble," the friend claimed.

    The celebrity couple revealed their engagement on Nov. 30, 2006, prompting friends and teammates of the 24-year-old basketball player to begin plans for an extravagant bachelor party.

    URL: www.upi.com
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Re: Tony Parker=Doug Christie

    UPI gossip. Is there anything less relevant?
  3. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Re: Tony Parker=Doug Christie

    The consolation bracket or 3rd place winner in the NIAFL playoffs?
  4. ifilus

    ifilus Well-Known Member

    Re: Tony Parker=Doug Christie

    Not the point, is it?
  5. fever_dog

    fever_dog Active Member

    Re: Tony Parker=Doug Christie

    one big difference is that jackie christie is a mutt, and eva is hot.
  6. pallister

    pallister Guest

    This marriage will not end well.
  7. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    First, it's no bachelor party.

    Then a wedding that's all about her. All you, Tony Parker, have to do is show up.

    After the wedding, blowjobs immediately become an endangered species.

    Then it's "can't you wait till in the morning?"

    Her "love" of porn dissapates. Even the stuff on Showtime After Hours.

    Bikini waxes...pshaw.

    Stopping halfway into your two minutes of foreplay to get up and gargle is required.

    Blowjobs become completely extinct.

    Disappearing into the bathroom to jack off to hidden photos of you and Nicolette Sheridan arm in arm at the wrap party happens more frequently.

    You stop rolling your eyes at all the bad "Hey, I'm a Desperate Housewife, too!" puns women lay on you. A blond at the Four Seasons in Oklahoma City has a particularly good one.

    Welcome to reality, Tony.
  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I was about to say who gives a fuck about Tony Parker and Eva Longoria.

    But if gossip produces posts like that, I'm all for it.

    Westcoastvol = underrated poster.
  9. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Re: Tony Parker=Doug Christie

    The Fiesta Bowl?
  10. AreaMan

    AreaMan Member

  11. boots

    boots New Member

    If Jackie Christie is a mutt, then I'll save her from the dog catcher. You know you'd nail her if she were in your bed tonight. I know I would.
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    High praise, indeed.
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