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tonight's humor

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by lono, Sep 14, 2007.

  1. lono

    lono Active Member

    After another endless USAirways trip, I arrive at the hotel late tonight and decide to have a beer and dinner before going to bed.

    The bar is almost deserted. The bartender is a white woman in her early 40s.

    Two people come in together, a somewhat heavyset black man about 40 and a white woman about 25. The bartender takes their drink orders.

    A couple of minutes later, the bartender brings them their drinks, but mixes up the order.

    "Don't worry about," the guy jokes. "Lots of people get us confused because we look so much alike."

    "Nah, I can tell you apart," the bartender replies. "Her tits are better."

    Is now an appropriate time to utter the phrase, "Wow. Just wow?"
  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    That's actually damn clever.

    I don't know that I'd bust it out if I were working for tips, but it's damn clever.
  3. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    That's pretty funny.
  4. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Exactly. If she pulled that out on the spot, that's impressive.
  5. Tommy_Dreamer

    Tommy_Dreamer Well-Known Member

    Just don't let him pull it out
  6. Tommy_Dreamer

    Tommy_Dreamer Well-Known Member

    Whoever deleted those posts, thanks. Seriously.
  7. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    So didja bang the bartender or what?
  8. boots

    boots New Member

  9. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    That's well done, boots. Your best post ever.
  10. lono

    lono Active Member

    Not even close. Sorry.
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