Tonight on MSNBC: To Catch An Adulterer

The girl's bio was still up, as of last night, on her station's website.
she's a former college soccer player who interned at nbc. She also likes chocolate chip cookies. And it doesn't say fucking chris hanson.
but if you see her in palm beach, say hello. She loves meeting her viewers.

 

If he was caught masturbating, it would be auto-ironic.

 

If he was a known anti-masturbation activist but got caught masturbating in his car, THEN I'd call it auto-ironic.

 

I see you're an ironic stickler.

 

And yet I really don't care about irony. Ironic, right?

 

Please, people dont question whether or not catching perverts and pedophiles is wrong. They simply can't stand what a smug sonofabitch the guy is. two months ago they had a "sting" on bike thieves in New York City. guy steals a bike, then goes tio a bike store looking to sell it. Guy tells the store employee that its a stolen bike and he wants to sell it. Store employee stood there and told the guy for 15 minutes that they do not buy stolen merchandise, but after 15 minutes of pestering, the employee caved and gave him $50 for the bike just to get him off his bike. Here comes Hansen in a black turtleneck and jacket to scold the guy like he just molested a 6-year-old in broad daylight.

Hansen's nothing more than Joey Greco with lighter hair.

 

Understood.

 

Hahaha! That line can be directly translated as "Chris Hansen is sitting in the kitchen."

 

This is completely impossible now, but I would be perfectly okay with "To Catch a Predator with Morton Downey Jr." I don't want a side of condescension and elitist with my pedophile. I want a guy with his sleeves rolled up and his tie loosened screaming, "You know you're a sick sonofabitch, right? I mean, do you realize what a sick sonofabitch you are? Because you're telling me you drove four hours with Zima, KY jelly, condoms and handcuffs...to meet a Goddam 12-year-old. If it were my daughter I'd choke your ass myself. You're scum."

Not, "sit and enjoy your lemonade. We want to have a word with you."

 

BYM likes his pedophiles with a side order of screaming.

 

Red-Handed To Catch a Predator Host May Have Sexted, Too

http://gawker.com/5819009/red+handed-to-catch-a-predator-host-may-have-sexted-too

 

I so miss Morton Downey Jr.
THAT was an entertaining show.