Tombstones

I want my tombstone to say:

Belief is the death of intelligence.
There's nothing under here. Go away.

 

Its common for people over gthe age of 60 to go ahead and set their tombstones.
My dad's had his for some time and he's 83. His parents did theirs ahead of time, too.
Nothing uncommon about it, especially when its done by people over 60 or 65.
I haven't done any of my funeral-related stuff and I'm well into my 40s.

 

My wife and I are thinking about getting a DiGiorno, instead.

 

My parents have had theirs for awhile, and they're just into their 60s. Their thinking was that they didn't want my brother and I to have to worry about picking out tombstones when the time came, so they did it themselves.

 

I'm surprised it took this long.