Tom Brady's a daddy!

i really could give two shits.

 

I checked my Give-A-Shit-O-Meter and... nothing. Sorry.

 

Do I hear three shits!?!?

Is Brady going to get his baby's name tattooed on his neck like some of the cool guys I see around my town? At least, I hope that's their baby's name on their neck.

 

I'm with IJAG ... that forehead ... ew.

I suppose this boy will be another in the long line of sons of athletic stars who could never live up to their daddy's expectations.

 

Did he attend the birth? I know this was in question, but any father who can be there and isn't is a complete asshole...

 

You would hump Tom Brady right through three floors, hon, and would shake the foundation of the house it occured in.

 

I'm sure Moynihan and Tom's new girl freind (isn't she pregnant, too?)would both be thrilled if he were there

 

Honestly not my type. Plus, I don't just hump guys because they're hot, regardless of what Jones told you.

 

Not your type? He's everyone's type.

Hell, I'd probably hump Tom Brady at this point.

 

My 4-year-old daughter, who had never previously expressed a crush or even an awareness of gender differences, saw Brady on TV the other night and conversationally said, "He looks handsome."

My jaw kind of dropped, and she must have thought I was jealous because she quickly reassured me: "But you look more handsome, Daddy."

 

Here's hoping Tom and Bridget get back together, just because The Track Gals from the Boston Herald hate her so much. To read them, you'd think "B-List" was her real first name instead of her given Katherine.
If I see one more reference to QB/QT, I'm heading up there with small arms.

 

Giselle is not pregnant, and never was.