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Today's wacky story

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by mustangj17, Oct 9, 2008.

  1. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Maryland man gets drunk, goes into wrong house passes out in other people's bed.

    Cops show up and the man thanks the family for having such a comfortable bed.

    Family decides to not press charges, and gives the man some leftover food.

    See, this is how America should be.

  2. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Was the man Robert Downey Jr.?
  3. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    I just wish I could get some ribs and soup.
  4. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    He'd better be lucky that didn't happen in Godless County. </crossthread>
  5. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    I can relate. My roommate freshman year got wasted and fell asleep in some dude's bed on another floor.

    "Um, this isn't your bed. You're in the wrong room."

    "Really? Fuck. Sorry, man."
  6. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    You're lucky. My roommate nearly ripped a heating pipe out of the wall, pissed on my closet at 3 a.m. and ended up taking a shower on a different floor on the other side of the dorm.
  7. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Nice. I once pissed in a closet I mistakenly thought was a urinal.
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Nice pull...

    My brother tried doing that when he was in high school and visiting me in college on the night we had a party... He also tried doing it in one of my roommates floor speakers in the living room while the party was going on...
  9. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    You know the saying: Once is drunken antics. Twice is a hobby.
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    True, but in fairness they were in different rooms of the apartment
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