Today's the day ESPN self-pleasures itself

Disgusting.

 

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

Is that a surprise?

 

Written October 1998.

I was expecting that article to end: "Signed, Bill Clinton"

 

If true, absolutely. Their journalistic credibility, whatever already remains of it. and the award's integrity would be shot to hell.

 

One of the Onion's finest. Including a Mark Messier cameo!

 

You could have read a book.

 

It's almost as if by merely existing these people are pushing an agenda. Which is ... ?? Be gay with me? Gay is great? I will make you gay?

Guess what, there are gay people all around you. Probably just waiting to ram it down your throat.

 

All you freaking people want to do is argue. If I said the sky is blue, you'd say, no, it's kinda gray. You'd even find some argument if I said water was wet. Yes, there are gay people all around, living their lives, enjoying being with their partners, which is wonderful. My original post was a knock on ESPN and the entertainment industry for continually overdoing its presentation of gays and transgenders. Jenner had no business having that much presence on that show, or even being on that show, period. Pretty much everybody agrees. But, the arguers are gonna argue.

 

No, pretty much everyone doesn't agree.

 

If Grantland Rice was still around, he'd say the sky was blue-gray.
Of course, he'd also insist it was October, so maybe he's not the best compromiser.