Today's nominee for "the apocalypse is near"

Does this legitimize my owning a blow-up Malibu Barbie doll?

 

I love this final line.

 

"No we don't! Do we baby?!"

 

I hear the fathers of these fake babies are demanding abstinence pledges.

 

But are these women taking their fake babies to upscale restaurants?

 

I hate it when I am eating dinner and a fake baby is making noise.

 

This is damn funny. I can see it now: Woman kicked out of Denny's, jailed, and sent for psychiatric treatment after yanking breast out for feeding time to a, um, fake human being.

 

You can usually get them to quiet down by pretending to nurse them.


ETA: If Scribe and I were thinking the same thing at the same time, world peace is possible.

 

With fake breasts, of course.

 

I just can't wait for the inevitable call of one of these parents about the sporting accomplishments of their fake babies.

"My son, Plastic the third, was not allowed to participate in Little League and I think you should investigate it."

or, the always reliable....

"You only cover us when we're pretending that we have children."

 

Plastic the third...I just f'ing lost it. A real food through the nostrils laugh and choke.

 

You're in one fucked-up suburb if they have Stepford babies.