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Today's golf tip

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by lono, Jan 6, 2009.

  1. lono

    lono Active Member

    From a sign in a Scottsdale, Ariz., golf club:

    1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET ARE SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
    2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
    3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
    4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
    5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
    6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE!
    7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
    8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
    9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
    10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

    WELL DONE.

    NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE and TEE OFF.
     
  2. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    Be an adult, not a kid.
    Hit the toilet, not the lid.

    We aim to please.
    We hope that you, too, aim to please.
     
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