Today will suck like no other day has sucked before.

Same here. Hopefully it won't be too bad. One can hope.

 

No matter how bad your day is, Patrick Thoresen's is much worse.

 

Yeah, but he has about four million reasons to smile, even though his groin is smarting a bit. I would take a slap shot to the groin, with the same padding hockey players have, for an NHL player's yearly salary (a top-tier player, not a scrub).

 

You are an idiot.

 

I didn't read that he may lose a testicle. I thought he just went to the hospital for precautionary measures. I will no longer say I would take a slap shot to the groin with this being the case. If it would just hit the cup, then why not, I've been hit with a baseball there during a game. But since the pain is insufferable right now for him, I have to say I wouldn't want to go through what he is going through.

 

yes, but will it swallow?

 

Coming tomorrow to SJ: Chef tries to cure frostbite with a blowtorch.

 

If it wasn't chef, I wouldn't have clicked on this.
If chef says a day sucks, well, it sucks.

 

Chef would acknowledge you with a wave of his right hand, but he decided to treat his eczema with a chainsaw.

 

What would Chef do with a jammed pinky, Dr. BYH?

 

A cuisinart.

Or one of those cigar things ... an homage to M. Jordan

 

Run a hook through his pinky nail. Tie the hook to a chain. Tie the chain to the bumper of a semi. Floor it.