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Today will suck like no other day has sucked before.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Apr 12, 2008.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Umpiring slow-pitch softball tournament starting at 11 AM.

    Hi temps won't get to 50.

    Winds out of the Northwest at 25-35 with gusts over 40.

    Plan is to have a small bottle of Hot Damn in my coffee mug.
  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Sounds like you could use some morning head.
  3. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Sure couldn't hurt.
  4. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    To add my two cents to the "caught outside in this shit" parade... I have to go out and help get our baseball league's fields ready for the season -- new fencing, painting, cleaning, hanging banners, etc.

    Hi temp: 46 degrees, with 25 mph winds.

    Suck on it, Mother Nature.
  5. Bruce Leroy

    Bruce Leroy Active Member

    I seem to have been locked out of my morning-glory thread. So I will give a glorious good-day-to-all on this one. No joke. Round II. That is all.
  6. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Oh.......and to add to my parade of shit......

    My fucking toe hurts.

    Yes, that one.
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Just don't tell us you're the one offering... not that there's anything wrong with that
  8. SixToe

    SixToe Active Member

    When I saw the subject line, I thought you were going back in with the razor and Hot Damn for another round of surgery.

    You need to just amputate that toe. Yes, that one.
  9. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I thought you were going to say you were going to a spring football game ... but then I realized that that's me ...
  10. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    I've heard amputation is highly overrated.

    Friend of mine accidentally shot off one of his toes....now that I think about it, it's the same toe (4th) on the same foot (left) as mine.
  11. Yodel

    Yodel Active Member

    That made me laugh.
  12. lono

    lono Active Member

    It's supposed to be 86 and sunny where I'm at today. :D
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