To our newest member, Grimace

That was a temporary setback, for sure...

Although, in the name of accuracy, this dong was different than the Asian dong infamous in SportsJournalists.com circles... this was another random giant dong of unknown descent...

 

Accuracy is important. You don't wanna hafta run a correction on that.

 

As Poe once said, "If there's one thing you don't want wrong, it's prose about a giant dong..."

 

Where is this blobular purple fuck? Anyone PM him to start some shit?

I'll kill him with a trident.

 

Babar, Curious George would like a word with you...

(This could be fun... develop a whole stable of SportsJournalists.com characters and their foes... kind of like the Hall of Justice and the Legion of Doom... )

 

I will fuck up bi-curious George AND the fucker in the yellow shirt.

 

The Man in the Yellow Hat?

 

My nachos almost made a second showing.

 

I was going to correct that, but he DOES wear a yellow shirt as well...

 

Meth is a hell of a drug, Peter.

 

I know. I wasn't correcting him. But that is his name.

 

Except on Sunday. Damn Churchies.