TMZ: Owen Wilson hospitalized

Harsh...but sadly true.

 

Classy work in the comments section on TMZ ... 'hopefully he'll get a nose job while he's in there.' Damn, folks are tough ...

 

Yeah, in freaking Santa Monica. That town is a real dump.

Being in the hospital in Santa Monica ... well, there I see your point.

 

The internet makes us assholes. I can think of a handful of sites that make the TMZ commenters look like the carefully-planned children of June Cleaver and an Amish preacher.

 

If this guy's life ain't worth living, why the hell are the rest of us sticking around?

 

He's probably embarassed that despite doing wonderful movies such as 'Bottle Rocket' and 'The Royal Tennenbaums,' he's also done stuff such as those Jackie Chan movies and 'Me, You and Dupree.'
And that last one made the guys in Steely Dan quite cross.

 

He's a bad actor who has been in some decent films... If he's not in a movie with some tie to Wes Anderson, it was probably pretty bad...

He'd have virtually no career without Ben Stiller... I know Wedding Crashers was great, but he's not the reason why...

 

perez is like the damn grim reaper.

Perez is like the damn grim reaper ...

 

Now, we all have to tell our kids that Lightning McQueen slit his wrists because he got dumped...

What a pussy...

 

It's fitting that this happened, since I wanted to kill him after watching "You, Me and Dupree"

 

Dumped by a woman, let's not forget, whose marriage he broke up.

 

You guys are incredible. Wow.