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TJ Simers' first column for the OC Register

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by SnarkShark, Sep 19, 2013.

  1. SnarkShark

    SnarkShark Well-Known Member

    Not behind the pay wall...

  2. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Three sentences in and I'm laughing.

    So, any chance they'll also put his columns on the MCT wire?
  3. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    The column is worthless without a recent, non-blurry picture of the Daughter Who Can’t Get A Date, along with a cell number just in case she does in fact rate a 6 or higher on the RickStain Would scale.
  4. SnarkShark

    SnarkShark Well-Known Member

    "To everyone else, and keep this in mind when you get ready to complain to Register management, I’m on Page 2."

    That really got you, eh?
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Take my wife—please.
  6. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I normally don't care about college basketball until February, but I can't wait until Alford's first press conference.
  7. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    And Doyel gets FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Loved it.
  9. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    I have to say I laughed pretty good at this:

    Doctors thought I suffered a stroke in spring training when Mike Scioscia told me Joe Blanton would be in the Angels’ rotation. Turns out it was something called a complex migraine syndrome, or in technical medical terms: Blantonitis.
  10. Matt1735

    Matt1735 Well-Known Member

    I thought it was great!
  11. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    It was also pretty interesting that he said the Times issued a directive not to be so mean to Frank McCourt. I assume that is an overly TJ-friendly interpretation, but I would like to hear something from inside the Times about the McCourt policy since it is well known that one of their sniveling toad managers is a good friend of Frank's.
  12. SnarkShark

    SnarkShark Well-Known Member

    I can't wait for his first "why-are-you-mad-I'm-just-asking-questions" column.
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