Titanic alert on TNT

Thank you. I was waiting for someone to catch that.

 

You should call her up.

 

Sorry. I was on the phone.

 

I would, but she only gave me six numbers and didn't even tell me their order.

 

Great movie.

 

If there's no ...for me to poop on following that, I will rip your man card.

 

Tear it up, light in on fire and throw it in a blender, I don't care. Great movie.

 

Titanic, for me, is one of those movies where, for some reason, I watch it whenever it's on TV. I'll never even think about buying it because I'm not a big fan. But, like The Replacements, Ferris Bueller's Day Off (which is a great fucking flick) and Legally Blond, my eyes always land on that movie.

EDIT: Men In Black is on that list, too.

 

Agreed, except for the whole Replacements and Legally Blond part. I hate them.

 

I thought The Replacements was very underrated and was good despite Reeves. Legally Blond always makes me laugh. I think I watch it in part because I don't think it's that bad of a movie and I really, really want to sleep with Reese Witherspoon.

 

I can't get past Keanu Reeves, though, and Jon Favreau has annoyed me in every role but Swingers and Rudy.

Yeah, I want Reece's pieces, too...

 

If you can stomach the first hour and a half -- and Kate Winslet's cash and prizes make that easier -- the last hour and a half is all guy flick. People falling to their deaths (especially that one guy who bounces off, what, the smoke stack? A guy wire? I forget, but it was awesome), drowning, freezing to death. What's not to love?

Oh, and Mike, the words "Legally Blonde" and "not that bad of a movie" should never be put in the same sentence together unless it's something like, "Ya know, 'Legally Blonde' wouldn't be that bad of a movie if Reese Whitherspoon showed her cooter."

Anything less than that and the man card needs to be turned in. Like, now.