Times are tough: What's the best cheapest beer?

Dumb, da dumb, dumb, dumb.

I think you mean "Simple," right?

 

But those things are essential. Beer just seems essential. It'd be like saying it'd be better to go without sex than to pay 20 bucks for a rim job from a toothless 500-pound retard, just because that's the best you can swing.

in b4 dozens of in-jokes

 

You are simple right, pall. ;D

 

But I can spell.

Really, though, on the list of things I care about, who drinks what beer is about 1,234,576,893rd on the list.

 

OK, so only the rich should drink beer? When did you turn into an old, crotchety Republican, sp? OK, the old and crotchety parts, eons ago, but the last part?

 

At best... maybe even a little lower on the list.

And I spell very well, I just have typing lapses

 

Yes, dools, because this Republican is a rich guy who likes only the finest in alcoholic beverages. Yeesh.

 

And this middle class moderate Democrat won't drink cheap shit beer or bar stock booze.

 

Moderate my ass.

 

Why, are your cheeks in conflict?

 

I don't think I want to see the answer.

 

The only thing rookie about this situation is letting the bottom third get too tasteless for you. Sure, Mickey's carved out a niche with the hand grenades, but when it comes down to it, all malt liquor is meant to be served in a 40-oz. bottle. Deuces are acceptable, but Florida gets no respect with the 32-oz. limit. And if you can't finish a 40 before the last bit gets too nasty, then you shouldn't be drinking a 40 in the first place.

As for the original question, I'd go with 40s of 8-ball or Mickey's. St. Ides or Steel Reserve will work too but most likely will cause more of a headache the day after. And never count out Private Stock.