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Tim Tebow vs. Kim Jong Il: Who ya got?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by OnTheRiver, May 28, 2008.

  1. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    http://randreu.gainesville.com/default.asp?item=1037184

    Can he top Kim Jong Il, who as we all remember, "routinely shoots three or four holes in one per round"?

    http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2004/ea_nkorea_06_16.html

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  2. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    I'll take the dictator, cause it will 1) be on his turf and 2) if he loses, Tebow will be killed and never be found again so Il wins anyway.
     
  3. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    Tebow, because have you seen his girlfriend?

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  4. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    No, Precious Roy, we all win.
     
  5. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Leader in the clubhouse.

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  6. Birdscribe

    Birdscribe Active Member

    I thought this was a future episode of Lewis Black's "The Root of All Evil"

    Then again, Kim Jong Il already won his match.
     
  7. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    I hadn't seen the KJI story. That's fantastic.
     
  8. Pancamo

    Pancamo Active Member

    Between circumcision and 370 yard drives, when does Tebow have time to work on his game?
     
  9. dargan

    dargan Active Member

    Tebow.

    Chuck Norris would beat them both, though.
     
  10. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Active Member

    It's the hole with the windmill that always trips up the dictator and screws up his round.
     
  11. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I'm taking Tebow. Simply because I have a really goofy friend in South Korea with his finger on about $30 million worth of rockets.
     
  12. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    If it'll lead to a reappearance of Miss Funbags 2007, I'll vote for Tebow.
     
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