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Tim Tebow vs. Jesus Christ

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by JayFarrar, Jan 9, 2009.

  1. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    A buddy of mine who recently left the biz wrote a fake news story e-mail last night citing "the power of Filipino foreskins" leading Tebow to the national championship. I laughed for an hour.
     
  2. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    Please post. I need a laugh.
     
  3. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    I don't know if Jesus can run the option as well as Tebow.

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  4. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Oh, and I'm waiting for the Thom Brenneman is Satan thread
     
  5. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    That's frickin' awesome. Some intrepid UF fan is ordering 10,000 of those as we speak, armed with some orange and blue ceramic paint.
     
  6. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    Sadly, I hit the Blackberry "delete on mailbox and handheld" button. I'll see if I can get him to resend.
     
  7. I Digress

    I Digress Guest

    Senior year Thom was the president of said frat.. and I don't even think he majored in broadcast. I had a lot of poli sci classes with him...
    But I kept wondering last night, how hard is it to talk with Tim Tebow's dick in your mouth? They were so over the top.
     
  8. lono

    lono Active Member

    I know someone who could kick Tebow's ass and Jesus, too.

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  9. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Tebow's about the only member of the athlete God squad whom I think actually believes what he says. The fawning over him makes me want to hate him, but I just can't.

    Now that I've said that, in five years he'll crash out of the NFL after being caught snorting lines of coke off a hooker's ass and I'll regret ever posting the above.
     
  10. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    That's why I hate Fox dropping by a few times a year to do college football games. They have no perspective on the good, the bad and the ugly, and they sort of wet their finger, stick it in the air, listen to the hype from elsewhere and then ramp it up with hyperbole and fancy, noisy graphics. When they show up it's like, "We're here now, so this must be a really big deal!"
     
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member


    Nice...
     
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  12. Just because you snort coke off a hooker's ass doesn't mean you don't believe in God. Trust me.
     
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