Tim Hortons bans complaining customer for life

There's bound to be a MacDonald Commission white paper coming on that exact topic.

 

I like the super grainy picture of the guy, apparently from a handout.

 

Think what an asshole the guy would be if he drank caffeinated.

 

I worked for a guy who had the best fucking Chinese Food in Phoenix, and he would routinely shut the door in people's faces when they would try to be seated for dinner at 8:50 on a Tuesday, for example, and we were closing at 9 p.m.

The looks on their faces were priceless, but he was right. We close at 9 p.m. We stop serving food before that idiots.

 

I was in the 15 item line at Kroger this weekend, and a store employee told a person behind me told some jag off that they were in the wrong line with their 25 or so items.

I love that store more and more everyday.

 

Anyone who drinks decaf gets what they deserve.

 

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Fucking fantastic.

"Hope you had a HELLUVA piss, Arnold!!!"

And has anyone seen Patchs lately?

 

I think he spends most of his time going through his local Tim's drive-through. Something like 15 double doubles and five Apple fritters a day.

 

I'm sorry, but that's a dick move. You're open til 9. If I want to eat at 8:59, you serve me. I'll be appreciative and will make it worth your while tip-wise, but you're serving me.

I'll bet you that guy lost a lot more business than he retained with that policy.

 

How exactly would one enforce this?

I mean, can someone actually be arrested in Canada for just showing up at a place, even if they are completely peaceful and not creating a disturbance?