'Til dumb do us part: WR Chris Chambers marries his stalker

So grand dad, how did you and grandma meet? well, son, old grand dad was boinking your grandma on the side, had her arrested for stalking, and then fell in love when I saw her in that orange jump suit. I knew she was the one.

 

Does she get a mulligan for the 11 misdemeanors?

 

Muslim actually.

He really is, though he's basically an atheist.

Nice job though.

(And TSP would be ok with him being identified that way, because as a Muslim at a Catholic college, he was part of a very small minority.)

 

I'm offended that you don't think I've BEEN really, really trying.

 

Prosecution will probably drop the case.
God Bless Them. Here's hoping they have found what they were looking for.

 

This photo will end up with Chambers' eyes cut out. The whole wedding album will be littered with red X's and daggers.

 

"Dearest Nick Punto,

Meet me at the Chapel of the Flowers. I'll be the one with the four inches of eyeblack on.

Love,

IJAG."

 

This reminds me so much of Andre "Bad Moon" Risen and the late Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes.

 

Why fucking Clark County, Nevada?

Why not Keewenaw County, Michigan?

Or Cimarron County, Oklahoma?

 

Good to see Chambers color coordinating with the stained glass...

 

The Valentine's Day card Chambers got from her really sealed the relationship.