Tiki Barber dumps preg wife for hot blonde

"getting out while it's still good" is the theme of this guy's life

 

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Awesome.

 

Wow. That was damn good. Take a bow, sir.

 

100 bucks says the ex wins Mother of the Year award in the first year without him. She will credit the family's better chemistry.

 

With Tiki's luck 10 minutes after the divorce is final the ex-wife wins the 300 million dollar powerball and discovers the cure for cancer, just as the new wife baloons to 300 lbs.

 

When I lived in Manhattan, Tiki's soon to be ex-wife would take their kids to the same park on 1st Ave. as I took my daughter. She was absolutely stunning and seemed very nice in our limited interactions.

 

Tiki is a Michael Strahan wannabe.

 

I went to high school with Ginny (we both worked at the school paper), and she might have been one of the most unlikely women ever to marry a pro football player. Just didn't see that in her. Anyway.

 

'Was' is the key word there.

 

A bow and tip of the cap. And a thank you for inadvertently setting me up.

 

What difference does it make how hot the intern is compared to the wife? Obviously, Tiki was unhappy at home in a loveless, sexless marriage. He wasn't getting what he needed at home. [/half the guys on this board]

Oh wait a minute.

 

I think he owes his mistress an apology.