Tiger Woods, smoker?

So what if we don't access to Woods? Think he's going to open up to anybody at this stage, regardless of Pierce's piece years ago? Hell no. You're going to get the same BS he gives to everybody. No insight, no nothing. There is no peek behind the curtain. And if you try, the one-man Brute Squad that is Steve Williams will come snap your toes off.
For the record, I've never been a Woods fan and I have been in a gaggle at the Masters to interview him. Then again, I'm sure my aversion to him is keeping him up nights, no?
Great story by a TV guy I heard on the radio a few months ago, talking about covering Tiger when he was in the U.S. Amateur at Sawgrass. Someone asked Tiger what was the worst part of being a golfer. His Most Esteemed Woodsness' response:
"Talking to people like you."
I hope he sprays a drive tomorrow and gets bit by a copperhead while looking for the ball.